One of my two best friends at work contemplated buying a chihuahua. He was about ready to start looking for one. Then he was in my other best friend's office and a student walked in carrying two young chihuahuas, one of which was for sale. My friend held the little ball of nerves and decided that he did not want to buy one.
When my friend sat in my office and told me about the incident I expected a gorilla to walk through the door carrying a bag of gorilla chow.
No such luck.